"Time will tell, shit will smell, and water will seek its own level."
 
 

April 16 2014, 11am ...4 hours ago


emmayalau:

just need a drink sometimes

emmayalau:

just need a drink sometimes

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April 16 2014, 11am ...5 hours ago


"I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."

   —  Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via larmoyante)


April 16 2014, 11am ...5 hours ago


crackonthebarriersoftimeandspace:

instigatinglittleshit:

little-missandry:

legion-of-leijon:

Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.

There is LITERALLY no difference.

Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.

That’s just how it works.

HOLY SHIT WHAT

IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU

Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment. 

There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision. 

It’s pretty simple:

Picture 1 scenario:

"Hi can I have a muffin?"

"no."

"ok ):"

Picture 2:

"Hi can I have a muffin?"

"No."

"WELL FUCK YOU YOU SLUT, I DESERVE THAT MUFFIN, I ASKED NICELY, WHY DOES NO GIRL GIVE ME FUCKING MUFFINS. GUESS WHAT I’M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE HOW SUPERFICIAL YOU ARE BECAUSE YOU WONT GIVE ME THE GODDAMN MUFFIN."


April 16 2014, 1am ...14 hours ago


You’re sarcastic and you like to mock others, and hate seafood, you have bad sleeping habits. You’re well-read and have an extensive intellect, but you’re completely unorganized! You’re moody and even though you seem neurotic, you’re actually really sloppy! You like your soup scalding, and if I mess up the salt content even a little, you get super pissy! And last night, you kicked me out of bed three times in your sleep!

[old version: x]


April 16 2014, 1am ...15 hours ago


freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

DAMMIT THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

(Source: gameofbooze)


April 16 2014, 12am ...15 hours ago


distortedcity:

HAHAHAHA this part always cracks me up.


April 16 2014, 12am ...16 hours ago


oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge


April 15 2014, 10pm ...18 hours ago


riningear:

I can’t fucking believe hatsune miku’s doing a north american tour featuring lady gaga

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